"Cishet white males don’t understand-" you know what, maybe we do.
hey guys cishet white males understand a lot of things. examples
- how to play call of duty modern warfare
- how to play call of duty black ops
- how to play call of duty modern warfare 2
- how to play call of duty black ops 2
- how to play call of duty ghosts
and those are just SOME of the call of duty games that cishet white males understand
this just in: it’s perfectly okay to be a total asshole to someone just because they’re a white guy
wow good morals not hypocritical at all A++ good job everybody round of applause
our apologies, allow me to amend the statement. cishet white males also understand
- gta I-V
this is exactly what i mean when i say that most people on this webstie dont give two shits about equality. they just want to be on top. “its ok to make fun of people as long as theyre cis, white, and or male!”
shut the fuck up you ARE ALL FUCKING TODDLERS
i’m sorry sir did i forget a game? was it assassin’s creed? it was assassin’s creed, wasn’t it. once again, i apologize
Can you honestly not see how childish your resentment and mocking of white, cishet, males is?
WAS IT SKYRIM?????
go outside and read a book you pathetic trash all you’re promoting is a homeschooled kid on tumblr crying about being cyber bullied and pretending to drink the tears of other human beings
it was skyrim
This had been sitting unfinished for over a year, so I just slapped an ending onto it. I feel like I could have done better, but I love the original theme I came up with and I wanted to share it.
omg i love this ghghgh… Crowbar coming soon to you…for the Sega Genesis…. ♥♥♥♥♥
Alternate romances in Mass Effect 2.
In that lovely, awkward conversation with Mordin, femshep has some extra dialogue that never saw the light of day. It appears that at one point, Tali, Jack and Miranda were all romance options for femshep and some dialogue was recorded to that effect. Sadly this didn’t make it into the final game.
And broshep isn’t left out! He surprisingly has something to say about Garrus during this conversation.
16 seconds long.
Okay guys! The month of December is here and we’re all excited for the holidays. Who’s interested in another round of Intermission Secret Santa?
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"But what if I’m not active in the fandom anymore?"
"But what if I’m not the best artist?"
"But what if I’m a really new fan?"
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Connor “Don’t Fucking Touch Me” Kenway
ft. Revere, Lafayette, and Washington.
YOU GUYS I’M FUCKING DYING.
THIS FUCKING SHIT DO YOU SEE THIS:
Washington’s all like, “IMMA TOUCH IT.”
And Connor fucking sees it coming and he’s just like, “Oh goddamnit please no, no no no no no—FUCK.”
I have a burning need to draw problem sleuth art but I’m not the smartest individual and have packed the wrong cable for my tablet
I need a fix of dumb mobsters and detectives in nice suits punching the shit out of each other while making bad puns someone understand me
anyone up for sleepover saturday? (▰˘◡˘▰)
- embarrassing stories
- descriptions of your crushes (SERIOUSLY OK)
- cheesy jokes/puns/pickup lines
- assumptions about my life (idk man)
- curious questions
- for advice (life/blog, ect)
- for a blog rate/compliment (if you want one!!)
Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes